Introducing a dress.. featuring the pests that mess with our success!
This skater-style dress features a vibrant green ombre from top to bottom. The flared skirt is ready to move with you!
But wait, take a look closer and you'll notice that this dress is illustrated with various.. garden pests! From icky earwigs to annoying Japanese beetles, and even adorable squirrels. This dress is not just a piece of clothing. It's for the gardeners with a sense of humor. It's for the gardeners that arm themselves every day, in the battle over their land and their bounties. This is for you, the gardener that is ready to wear their enemies without fear. Also, it's super cute too. There's also that!
Whether you're enjoying a moment in your garden oasis (or warzone) or spending a day with your besties, this dress is ready for the party.
- Material: 71% polyester, 29% spandex performance knit fabric
- Performance fabric features EcoPoly fiber, which is eco-friendly! It requires significantly less energy and water during manufacturing than conventional polyester
- Bright, clear print that will never fade after washing
- Can be worn back to front!
- Flared bottom skirt starts at waist and falls just above mid-thigh for most wearers
Sizing guide
| INCHES | X-S | S | M | L | X-L |
| Bust | 32 | 34 | 37 | 40 | 42 |
| Waist | 24 | 26 | 28 | 31 | 33 |
| Hips | 35 | 37 | 39 | 42 |
44 |
Care guide:
- Machine wash in cold water. Use a phosphate-free detergent. Machine dry on medium to high heat. Do not bleach. Dries quickly!
Featured pests:
- Aphids
- Cabbage moths
- Cucumber beetles
- Earwigs
- Hornworms
- Japanese beetles
- Pill bugs
- Snails
- Squirrels
- Wild Rabbits
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