Garden Pests Green Dress
- Regular price
- $76.00 CAD
- Sale price
- $76.00 CAD
- Regular price
-
$76.00 CAD - Unit price
- /per
Adding product to your cart
Introducing a dress.. featuring the pests that mess with our success!
This skater-style dress features a vibrant green ombre from top to bottom. The flared skirt is ready to move with you!
But wait, take a look closer and you'll notice that this dress is illustrated with various.. garden pests! From icky earwigs to annoying Japanese beetles, and even adorable squirrels. This dress is not just a piece of clothing. It's for the gardeners with a sense of humor. It's for the gardeners that arm themselves every day, in the battle over their land and their bounties. This is for you, the gardener that is ready to wear their enemies without fear. Also, it's super cute too. There's also that!
Whether you're enjoying a moment in your garden oasis (or warzone) or spending a day with your besties, this dress is ready for the party.
- Material: 71% polyester, 29% spandex performance knit fabric
- Performance fabric features EcoPoly fiber, which is eco-friendly! It requires significantly less energy and water during manufacturing than conventional polyester
- Bright, clear print that will never fade after washing
- Can be worn back to front!
- Flared bottom skirt starts at waist and falls just above mid-thigh for most wearers
Sizing guide
INCHES | X-S | S | M | L | X-L |
Bust | 32 | 34 | 37 | 40 | 42 |
Waist | 24 | 26 | 28 | 31 | 33 |
Hips | 35 | 37 | 39 | 42 |
44 |
Care guide:
- Machine wash in cold water. Use a phosphate-free detergent. Machine dry on medium to high heat. Do not bleach. Dries quickly!
Featured pests:
- Aphids
- Cabbage moths
- Cucumber beetles
- Earwigs
- Hornworms
- Japanese beetles
- Pill bugs
- Snails
- Squirrels
- Wild Rabbits
Shipping / For more information, please check out the shipping page
Processing Times
Please note that processing times for certain items may change due to Covid-19. Thank you so much for your patience! If you have any questions or are looking for something that may be time sensitive, please feel free to reach out via the live chat or the contact form.
- Animism Tarot / 3-4 weeks (updated 2025/03)
- Apparel / 2-8 business days
- Aprons / 3-5 days
- Art Prints / 1-10 business days
- Bags / 3-8 business days
- Custom traditional & digital portraits / 1-2 weeks
- Custom necklaces / 1-2 weeks
- Face masks / 3-5 business days
- Greeting cards / 1-3 business days
- Mugs / 3-8 business days
- Necklaces & stones / 1-3 business days
- Ornaments (Glass) / 3-5 business days
- Ornaments (Painted, ready made) / 1-3 business days
Delivery Times
* Delivery times listed are estimates. Delivery times can vary and are not delivery guarantees.
* Please note that buyers are responsible for any custom / import fees. I can not take any responsibility for any possible delays due to customs. Thank you so much for your patience and understanding.
Animism Tarot / tracking is included with orders to the US. All other countries may not include complete tracking.
- Canada / 7-45 business days
- United States / 2-6 business days
- International / 10-45 business days
Apparel & Mugs / carriers will vary, depending on the shipping destination, tracking included.
- Canada / 6-10 business days
- United States / 3-9 business days
- International / 7-17 business days
Aprons / carriers will vary, depending on the shipping destination. Tracking is included on orders to the US, UK, Germany & France.
- Canada / 15-25 business days
- United States / 7-11 business days
- UK / 2-5 business days
- International / 5-25 business days
Art Prints / tracking is included on all North American orders. International options will vary. Clearance prints may not include tracking.
- Canada / 1-7 business days
- United States / 2-15 business days
- International / 7-14 business days
Bags / tracking is included on all North American orders. International options will vary.
- Canada / 1-15 business days
- United States / 1-10 business days
- International / 10-30 business days
Face Masks / tracking is included on orders to the US and UK only.
Please note that items shipped via Royal Mail typically arrive within 2-4 weeks, but may take up to 5-8 weeks due to any possible delays in customs.
- Canada / 10-25 business days via Royal Mail
- United States / 7-11 business days via USPS
- International / 2-25 business days via Royal Mail
Greeting cards / multiple shipping options are available, with or without tracking
- Canada / 2-4 business days
- United States / typically 4-6 business days, may take up to 3 weeks
- International / typically 4-7 business days, may take up to 3-4 weeks
Hand Painted: Necklaces, Ornaments, Stones / multiple shipping options are available, with or without tracking
- Canada / 2-4 business days
- United States / typically 4-6 business days, may take up to 3 weeks
- International / typically 4-7 business days, may take up to 3-4 weeks
* Please note that buyers are responsible for any custom / import fees. I can not take any responsibility for any possible delays due to customs. Thank you so much for your patience and understanding.