Chtulhu Likes Your Butt - Greeting Card

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Got a loved one that is truly the bee's knees? A little shy to show how much you care? Cthulhu understands. And he wants to help pass on the language of love. And butts. He likes butts. (Who doesn't?) Let Cthulhu help send a little flirty flirting your way with this adorably cute, adorably silly greeting card!

Personalization / Butts not your thing? Cthulhu says, you do you, friend, because the text on the card can also be changed! The card is blank inside by default, but a personal message can be requested as well. Just please be clear with what changes you'd like, and what text you would like on the inside versus the outside.

  • "Y'vulgtlagln ymg'mgep [I like your butt]"
  • Fancy inks on heavyweight 110 lb white card stock makes this card transform into a long lasting print.. Now the Great One can forever admire your recipient's posterior!
  • Watermarks will not be on the physical item
  • Includes a white envelope

Two Sizes Available / Little Cthulhu or Big Cthulhu, at your service.

  • 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" (10.8 cm x 13.97 cm)
  • 5" x 7" (12.7 cm x 12.7 cm)

Shipping / This item is handmade and shipped from Canada. Thank you for supporting Canadian artists! Cards typically take 1-3 business days to process. For more information, please check out the shipping page.

"Wife loved her valentines day card!! Great packaging and shipped very quickly" - Tyler

"Exactly as advertised. Very cute." - James